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Sons of Beaches

Cool F**king Bird "air out those pits" Tee

$24.56
Color
Color: White
Size
Size: S

Pairs well with

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Product description

Seagulls Don’t Care — Neither Do We.
Stealing fries and hearts since day one.

    Product Details:

    • 3.8 oz, 100% Polyester:
      Light enough to feel like freedom, tough enough to survive beer spills, saltwater, and regret.

    • Ultra Breathable & Moisture-Wicking:
      Keeps you dry while you “sweat” doing absolutely nothing productive.

    • Removable Tag for Comfort:
      Because itchy necks ruin good vibes — and we respect the grind and your skin.

    • Athletic, Sleeveless, Crewneck:
      Engineered for guys who might hit the gym but definitely hit the cooler.

    • Print Method:  The print stays fresh even after your life choices don’t.

    🌊 Sons of Beaches Size Chart — For Every Type of Legend

    Size Translation Beach Vibe Fit
    S “Surfboard, Not Dad Bod” Slim fit for those who flex more than they nap.
    M “Medium Wave Energy” Balanced between buff and buzzed.
    L “Laid-Back Legend” Room for both confidence and nachos.
    XL “Extra Lager” Perfect for those who call 3 beers ‘hydration’.
    2XL “Double the Chill” Built for max airflow and minimum ambition.
    3XL “Triple Tan Lines” You didn’t come to fit in — you came to float.
    4XL “Big Wave Energy” King of the beach. May cause wind resistance.

    🐚 Washing Instructions:

    • Machine wash cold, hang dry, and ignore adult responsibilities.

    • Do not bleach unless you enjoy tie-dye surprises.

    • Do not iron — you’re not that kind of person.

    • Best worn with sunglasses, sarcasm, and sand in inappropriate places.