Rustic Sh*tbox "air out those pits" Tee

Product description

Rule #59: Respect the classics — even if they leak oil.
Applies to cars, boats, and exes.

3.8 oz, 100% Polyester:
Light enough to feel like freedom, tough enough to survive beer spills, saltwater, and regret.
Ultra Breathable & Moisture-Wicking:
Keeps you dry while you “sweat” doing absolutely nothing productive.
Removable Tag for Comfort:
Because itchy necks ruin good vibes — and we respect the grind and your skin.
Athletic, Sleeveless, Crewneck:
Engineered for guys who might hit the gym but definitely hit the cooler.
Print Method: DIGISOFT®:
The print stays fresh even after your life choices don’t.

Size	Translation	Beach Vibe Fit
S	“Surfboard, Not Dad Bod”	Slim fit for those who flex more than they nap.
M	“Medium Wave Energy”	Balanced between buff and buzzed.
L	“Laid-Back Legend”	Room for both confidence and nachos.
XL	“Extra Lager”	Perfect for those who call 3 beers ‘hydration’.
2XL	“Double the Chill”	Built for max airflow and minimum ambition.
3XL	“Triple Tan Lines”	You didn’t come to fit in — you came to float.
4XL	“Big Wave Energy”	King of the beach. May cause wind resistance.