Product description

Frenchie fuel: sun, snacks, and unsolicited attention.
He came. He snored. He conquered.

     

    🏆 Sons of Beaches Champion Tee Size Chart

    Built tough enough for waves, sun, and questionable decisions.

    Product Details:

    • 6 oz, 100% Cotton:
      Heavy enough to handle beer spills, salt air, and your friend’s bad advice.

    • 99/1 Cotton/Poly (Ash); 60/40 (Charcoal Heather); 90/10 (Oxford Grey):
      For when you want a shirt as mixed as your weekend intentions.

    • Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping:
      Reinforced for spontaneous beach wrestling and midnight taco runs.

    • Double-Needle Sleeves and Hem:
      Because you tear through waves, not seams.

    • Champion “C” Logo on Left Sleeve:
      Proof that even legends need a label.

    • Print Method: DIGISOFT®:
      So smooth and lasting, it survives hangovers, hurricanes, and handwashing (in that order).


    🌴 Sons of Beaches Size Guide — For Every Breed of Badass

    Size Translation Beach Fit Description
    S “Small But Mighty” For lifeguards-in-training and dudes who flex at red lights.
    M “Medium Mischief” Perfect balance of chill and chaos.
    L “Legend in Progress” A comfortable fit for big ideas and bigger bellies.
    XL “Extra Laid-Back” Enough room for waves, wings, and wicked naps.
    2XL “Double the Trouble” Built for legends who take “one more beer” too seriously.
    3XL “Triple the Tan Lines” You don’t fit in the box — you own the whole beach.
    4XL “Big Wave Energy” For those who make the tide jealous.

    🐚 Care Instructions (Beach Edition):

    • Wash cold, like your ex’s heart.

    • Tumble dry low — or hang it on the porch next to last night’s regrets.

    • Do not iron the print — it’s hot enough already.

    • Wear daily. Spill freely. Repeat eternally.