Namesake "air out those pits" Tee

Built on Bad Ideas and Good Tan Lines.
The official Sons of Beaches mission statement.

• Product Details:

  • 3.8 oz, 100% Polyester:
    Light enough to feel like freedom, tough enough to survive beer spills, saltwater, and regret.

  • Ultra Breathable & Moisture-Wicking:
    Keeps you dry while you “sweat” doing absolutely nothing productive.

  • Removable Tag for Comfort:
    Because itchy necks ruin good vibes — and we respect the grind and your skin.

  • Athletic, Sleeveless, Crewneck:
    Engineered for guys who might hit the gym but definitely hit the cooler.

  • Print Method: DIGISOFT®:
    The print stays fresh even after your life choices don’t.

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  🌊 Sons of Beaches Size Chart — For Every Type of Legend

  Size	Translation	Beach Vibe Fit
  S	“Surfboard, Not Dad Bod”	Slim fit for those who flex more than they nap.
  M	“Medium Wave Energy”	Balanced between buff and buzzed.
  L	“Laid-Back Legend”	Room for both confidence and nachos.
  XL	“Extra Lager”	Perfect for those who call 3 beers ‘hydration’.
  2XL	“Double the Chill”	Built for max airflow and minimum ambition.
  3XL	“Triple Tan Lines”	You didn’t come to fit in — you came to float.
  4XL	“Big Wave Energy”	King of the beach. May cause wind resistance.

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  🐚 Washing Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold, hang dry, and ignore adult responsibilities.

  • Do not bleach unless you enjoy tie-dye surprises.

  • Do not iron — you’re not that kind of person.

  • Best worn with sunglasses, sarcasm, and sand in inappropriate places.

Size Chart