Cool F**king Bird V-Neck T-Shirt
- Color:
- White
- Size:
- X-Small
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Stay Fly, Drink Cold, Talk Sh*t.
Official bird-code of the shoreline.
🏄♂️ Sons of Beaches Classic Tee Size Chart
Soft, strong, and slightly irresponsible — just like our founders.
Product Details:
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4.2 oz., 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton; 30 Singles
Smooth as a piña colada and twice as addictive. -
Dark Grey Heather: 52/48 Cotton/Poly Blend
For those who like a little polyester with their poor life choices. -
Side Seams, Unisex Sizing
Tailored for anyone with a pulse and a love for sunshine and sarcasm. -
Coverstitched V-Neck & Hemmed Sleeves
Stitched tighter than your last situationship. -
Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping
Reinforced for spontaneous dance-offs and beach brawls. -
Print Method: The only thing softer than this print is the sound of waves during a nap you didn’t plan.
🏖️ Sons of Beaches Size Guide — For Every Type of Legend
| Size | Translation | Fit Description |
|---|---|---|
| S | “Surfboard Ready” | Slim fit for guys who still jog between bar runs. |
| M | “Medium Wave” | The balanced beach hero: enough room for sunburn and swagger. |
| L | “Laid-Back Lifeguard” | Fits like confidence and smells like sunscreen and tequila. |
| XL | “Extra Lazy” | For those who treat every day like Sunday Funday. |
| 2XL | “Double Dip” | Ideal for two scoops of ice cream and zero regrets. |
| 3XL | “Triple Tan Line” | Worn by those who laugh the loudest and burn the brightest. |
| 4XL | “Big Kahuna” | More fabric, more fun — the ocean’s your runway. |
🐚 Care Instructions (a.k.a. Survival Tips):
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Machine wash cold like your ex’s heart.
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Tumble dry low — or hang it up next to your dignity.
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Do not iron the print — unless you like the smell of melted rebellion.
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Best worn with flip-flops, confidence, and questionable decisions.