Rustic Sh*tbox V-Neck T-Shirt

Half gas. Full send.
We don’t stall — we just take scenic detours.

• 🏄♂️ Sons of Beaches Classic Tee Size Chart

  Soft, strong, and slightly irresponsible — just like our founders.

  Product Details:

  • 4.2 oz., 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton; 30 Singles
    Smooth as a piña colada and twice as addictive.

  • Dark Grey Heather: 52/48 Cotton/Poly Blend
    For those who like a little polyester with their poor life choices.

  • Side Seams, Unisex Sizing
    Tailored for anyone with a pulse and a love for sunshine and sarcasm.

  • Coverstitched V-Neck & Hemmed Sleeves
    Stitched tighter than your last situationship.

  • Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping
    Reinforced for spontaneous dance-offs and beach brawls.

  • Print Method: DIGISOFT®
    The only thing softer than this print is the sound of waves during a nap you didn’t plan.

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  🏖️ Sons of Beaches Size Guide — For Every Type of Legend

  Size	Translation	Fit Description
  S	“Surfboard Ready”	Slim fit for guys who still jog between bar runs.
  M	“Medium Wave”	The balanced beach hero: enough room for sunburn and swagger.
  L	“Laid-Back Lifeguard”	Fits like confidence and smells like sunscreen and tequila.
  XL	“Extra Lazy”	For those who treat every day like Sunday Funday.
  2XL	“Double Dip”	Ideal for two scoops of ice cream and zero regrets.
  3XL	“Triple Tan Line”	Worn by those who laugh the loudest and burn the brightest.
  4XL	“Big Kahuna”	More fabric, more fun — the ocean’s your runway.

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  🐚 Care Instructions (a.k.a. Survival Tips):

  • Machine wash cold like your ex’s heart.

  • Tumble dry low — or hang it up next to your dignity.

  • Do not iron the print — unless you like the smell of melted rebellion.

  • Best worn with flip-flops, confidence, and questionable decisions.

Size Chart